Free GSAK Key For the Taking May 9, 2009Posted by kinzuakid in Geocaching, In the News/Blogosphere, Resources, Snark, Software, Somebody Else's Stuff.
Tags: GSAK, GSAK Crack, GSAK serial, software pirate
A good handful of you thieving pirates have found this blog by way of Google searches for “GSAK Key”, “GSAK Crack” and a handful of other search terms that are both indicting and depressing all at the same time. You probably found your way here because you are trying to avoid this:
First off, this is one of the cooler nag screens you’re going to see. It is the GSAK Spouse, after all. But let’s break this down for a minute. I want you to meet Clyde:
Ok, so it isn’t Clyde himself but rather his avatar (I couldn’t afford the celebrity speaking fees for the actual Clyde). Clyde is presumably a dude, this dude likes caching and enjoys keeping GSAK purring under the hood enough that he quit his day job to focus on GSAK. So his livelihood is based on making GSAK a profitable venture. Since some of you people are trying to pirate (aka shoplift, steal, purloin, lift, dispossess) Clyde’s day to day work product this must be some steep licensing we’re talking about, eh?
Wait, what? It’s only 25 bucks? And you get free updates? And he throws in major version updates occasionally? And the software continues to work absolutely perfectly except for the occasional inconvenience of having to see a nag screen? Oh, then you must be trying to get back at “the man”, kind of like the way you get back at the man when you steal all the good cache swag out there in trade for worthless junk. It’s getting back at “the man” in that cheap bastard, shameless entitlement, free ride, tragedy of the commons sort of way (aka stealing, absconding, cheating, conning, defrauding). You probably don’t vaccinate your kids, either, because of the “toxins”, your intense hatred towards children and your genetic disposition to freeload. Your head needs some clearing. Let me help…
At the time of this post there are roughly 57,000 Geocachers who would have an indisputably compelling use for GSAK. These are the cachers with 200 finds or more you see reported on Cacherstats. Let’s say Clyde wanted to make a consistent $50K a year out of this venture. I have to be honest- this isn’t a great salary for all that talent but snagging 2,000 licenses a year for a product like GSAK would be pretty much teh awesome! (Clyde, if you’re getting that kind of user base I am stoked for you). But not everybody wants to use GSAK. That figure is probably 25%-50% of the total. Based on those assumptions you have 20,000 probable motivated customers out there, worldwide. That’s not counting the people who just want a free serial number from a Google search (aka embezzlers, hustlers, pilferers, swindlers).
With that, there are not a lot of years for GSAK to support Clyde from 2,000 users at a time. This is not the most stable or income rich arrangement. Remember; Clyde is a dude. The dude has to eat. GSAK is how he eats, you animals! I don’t even think Clyde is pulling down that many licenses a year. Why?
BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP STEALING FROM HIM
Now think of all the cool stuff Clyde has on offer:
- 100% hand-made custom programming
- Direct support access to the freakin’ programmer himself
- Forums and repositories where you can get help, request enhancements or download a whole whack of macros
- Software that is fully functional without registration, but with reasonably cheap and nonintrusive licensing terms to boot
- The knowledge that if you license your copy you are directly supporting a talented member of the Geocaching community and very likely a guy (dude) who has signed some of the same logs you have
So go support Clyde and stop cheaping out. If you like GSAK and you want to use it, pony up the $25 and keep a brother hard at work on the keyboard.
If that entreaty isn’t enough to stop you avoiding the nag screen by stealing then you pirates should try a different Google search.